One Direction vs. One Direction

So if you haven't heard about One Directions new battle with well, One Direction then where the fudgnik have you been?

So apparenttly there is some like weirdo band in California who's name is also One Direction and they are now suing our One Direction for using their name! Apparently US 1D have had the name since 2009 but they only registered it in February 2011. News Flash, UK 1D were formed in 2010 and have been named One Direction since forever, you boobs.

The US 1D manager, Dan O'Leary has hastily told The Sun, "We won''t be pusjhed around. I don't care how powerful Simon Cowell is. He's mad if he thinks we're going to lie down, sit down or back down over this- whatever power and money he has behind him" Well Dan, I'm not sure you've met Uncle Simon but the man could kill grass with his stare so maybe you should "lie down, sit down or back down"

UK 1D are being sued for $1 million and 3 times the profits they have made thus far. Dafuq you assholes. Would 1D US be going through the same hassle if our 1D weren't so famous? I think not! So really it's all about the money and the publicity since nobody really knew about them before this stunt except for there 1500 followers. We have fan accounts with 5 times that amount of followers. Just saying.

Uncle Simon had said that he will do everything in his power to save the name One Direction because the boys are so close to breakung it worldwide (haven't they already?)  that he doesn't want anything stand in their way.

That's our favorite uncle!

Check out the US 1D's Music Video:

One Direction US- Dreaming

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D8bHDPRWf8

What do you think?

Me too, our 1D are soooo much fitter.






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Taylor Wants To Jump On The Hazza Train

So Justin Bieber reported about 2 weeks ago that one of his celebrity friends, who is in the same industry has a bit of a crush on our favorite curly haired lad. Well its non other than Taylor Swift. Wow I bet she could write a good song outta this?

So apparently after seeing the boys perform Taylor spoke to Justin saying she thought Harry was really cute so after 1D's KCA appearance she went back stage and hung around their dressing room (she is defo's a fangirl in disguise) and after a while they came out for a super quick Hello! Sources say that Swift walked away fanning herself dramatically and acting really giddy after meeting Harry. We all would.

Bless the gossip industry for finding this out since Taylor gave Justin strict instructions to keep her little secret just that, a secret. After Justin revealed that he himself is struggling to keep his own girlfirend, Selena Gomez, away from our favorite boy band.

Well One Directiion, looks like you're building up quite a little celebrity list of lovers.

Are you shipping this?








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Harry Up All Night with an Older Woman

Oh Harry, up to his old tricks again!

So as we are all aware Harry and Caroline Flack are history now with their grand conclusion of Harry's infamous break up tweet:
''Please know I didn't 'dump' caroline. This was a mutual decision. She is one of the kindest, sweetest people I know. Please respect that."
But Harry definatly hasn't changed his mind about older woman. Since One Direction have been Stateside rumors have been surfacing about Harry's romance with someone called Lily Haplern who is only 19 years old, and just like myself, managment brushed off the idea saying "Never heard of her before" when asked about the couple.

But now we have another romance on our hands. Harry has supposedly been seeing Irish photographer, 24 year old, Sarah-Louise Colivet. Harrah (couple name) apparently met after one of One Direction's Big Apple shows and hit it off immediatly! My cougar senses are tingling.
After hooking up twice whilst in New York, once after 1D's album topped the Billboards, Wednesday March 28 and another unknown date, Sarah rang up her mum and gave her the low down on her secret romance with our curly sex bomb, apparently stating that she has 'struck up a friendship' with him and describing him as 'lovely, great fun and a really nice guy'. Uh-oh Sarah, somebody has the curse of the curls upon them and theres no cure just ask all millions of directioners out there.

Sarah posted a status on her Facebook page about Harry being with her the 'morning after', oh god sleep overs already. She very quickly deleted the post as Harry was honest with her about how the bosses will not let him have a public relationship right now. Although one of Sarahs mates posted on her wall "I heard about Harry Styles you absolute legend!xxx" well thats evidence enough for me thank you very much. BUT WAIT, THERES MORE, Sarah replied with "Re-united this wednesday...sigh" Annoyed sigh? Love sigh? Angry sigh? Excited sigh? Give us more to work with  here dammit, Sarah. She has also taken it upon herself to like all her facebook wall posts by friends telling her how lucky she is. So has our cheeky Harry Styles been having hanky panky with someone 6 years oler than him? I think yes.

Sarah-Louise Colivet

Can't help but think that those hands were on Sarah

Sarah decilined to comment on this secret affair with Harry when the Irish Sun contacted her last night only stating, "No thanks, I'm a private person" Well Colivet, that says enough for us.

So what do you think? Have you finally just accepted that Harry likes older woman? They must do something to his manly bits that keep him going.

I have just one more thing to say. Directionaters, DO NOT HATE ON SARAH. Harry already got pissed at you once, lets not make a habit of it.

Hope she's a goodie Hazza Bear :)


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Niall admits to his difficulty at getting a date

Well I nearly fell off my chair laughing. It must be a hard life for our 1D boys getting a date. Except their difficulty is different from any other persons dilemmas as 1D just have too many girls to choose from where as the rest of us suffer from a lack of choices. What a situation!

Niall has reported to OK! Magazine, 'I've not actually been on too many dates. I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie'. Well thats ok Niall, I really wouldn't mind a date on a couch with you *starts taking off clothes*. But I can understand the problem that has been posed here by Niall because it must be hard to find somebody who is genuine and isn't only after him or the other band mates for their fame and money. Of course thousands of us would love to date one of the boys and we would be well genuine and the date would prob just be about them getting to know us since we already know everything about them from their eye colour, nipple count, phobias and secret bromances but it would be amazing nontheless.

Maybe a date is on the horizon for our favorite Irish lad as recently Demi Lovato annouced that her celeb crush is indeed Niall, stating 'Niall Horan from One Direction. He's adorable' and in reponse to Demi, Niall replied 'I'd like to see her all right and she's similar age. She seems to be a nice girl'
Uh-oh we're in trouble.

What do you think about this little public romance? I think its really sweet but to be realistic I don't think it would work out because well, as all us Narnians are aware, the ocean is a huge cockblocker. But I am happy for Niall, he deserves a little spark  in his life. Pity about taht sex ban, right Nialler?

One Direction Sex Ban!

My immediate thoughts are how outraged Harry must be with management for putting a chaste belt on each member of our favorite band but according to a close friend, NIALL is the one who is up in arms about the new rule.

Larry after Paul caught them having sex. 

1D management have told Liam, Louis, Harry, Niall and Zayn that sex is out of the question while they travel America because the last thing they need is a sex scandal under their belts (get it? under their belts... *da da tis*) after they have just made a break Stateside. To bad for Harry as he admits that American girls are well fit and very confident when it comes to meeting the  boys. As for Niall, who we all seem to think is sweet and innocent, he has apparently been very upset with management, hoping that his sex life is at least *One Thing that he can still be in control of. Zayn won't really have a problem as he ships Zirror as much as we do... awks thinking of his bathroom trips but as far as Liam and Louis are concerned they don't have a problem with the ban because they have girlfriends in the picture who I'm sure would never cause a sex scandal because they are as perfect as their bofos.


I'm so sorry boys, someone take Niall to Nandos and Harry to the cattery to take their mind of the fact that the only going under their belt for the next few weeks is a wad of cash from all their appearances.


I wouldn't mind a Larry sex scandal though...












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Come on management, I'm sure your're tired too?

So if you aren't aware that One Direction have been traveling America and Canada then I suggest movement from under that massive rock that's keeping you from being in the loop. Our boys have been away from their families and friends for over a month now promoting their CD in America and Canada which has obviously been successful with Up All Night soaring to the top of the US billboards in like +- 2 seconds *tears up* but have our idols had enough?

I have no relevant picture for this article
 so here is 1D half naked.
 That is always relevant.

Travelling can take its toll on every Tom, Dick and *Harry and suggesting that One Direction are in fact just normal human beings they are probably exhausted! Making appearances nearly EVERYWHERE in America including The Today Show and KCA, there is no doubt the the boys are in great need of a rest.


So management, what the harm of giving the boys even just 1 week to come home and see their family and maybe even put their gorgeous feet up for 2 seconds, we are a very forgiving fandom and understand that they need a rest every now and then. Plus they need to be in full swing for their trip to Australia to give those Aussie Directioners the 'Best tour ever' *says in Liam's voice*


So dearest One Direction,
Go have a nap, in my bed.
Sincerely,
All Directioner who give a flack.

KCA with One Direction

So our boys have now made it huge Stateside with their latest apprearance on the KCA last night covering WMYB and obviously looking well fit as always in their matching black and white outfits.

They had a fantastic welcome as fans went CRAZY when the sillouette of 1D appeared on stage. Celebrities such as Selena Gomez, Ashley Tisdale and yes, even the first lady herself were all dancing to the majestic voices of Liam, Louis, Harry, Niall and Zayn. DUDE, Selena and Ashley even knew the words!

I am incredibly proud of 1D for breaking America as Perez TV reported December 4th 2010 that "One Direction might only have a career after X Factor in the U.K but their chances of crossing over to America and the rest of the world are ZERO" Well in your face Perez TV. Our boys are a household name these days and you've barely made it on your own country.

Well Done 1D, you were amazing as ever last night

x

The boys meetng fans

Has Harry fallen for an American Fan?

Is our curly haired charmer smitten?

"Harry, Harry, Harry," is what many One Direction fans are saying after suspicion that the cheeky, green-eyed, charming Harry Styles may have fallen for a fan! Not just any fan, but she's American & apparently around Harry's age as well!

Everyone knows about his relationship with the obviously older Caroline Flack, but their split hasn't seemed to knock Harry out of the love game....at least not just yet anyhow! A source tells Now Magazine that Harry spotted the fan standing beside the stage with two girlfriends. He winked at her & kept singing lines directly towards her! As they finished up the show & were signing autographs for the fans on the way out, he saw her again & walked right up to her & signed a cd that she was holding. Sources say she's around Harry's age, with giant blue eyes, & shoulder length brown hair. 

The two spoke just a bit before Harry & the boys were wisked away by bodyguards! When Harry climbed back aboard the tour bus, the rest of the boys received the news that the girl had supposedly given Harry her number. Since then, the two have stayed in contact & it's said that Harry is as happy as can be! It's all harmless flirting, but the boys have been giving Harry a hard time & joking with him about finally going for someone his own age. Many would agree that this is one of the firsts for Hazza, seeing as how he usually goes for significantly older girls! Wonder what Miss Caroline Flack would have to say about all these rumors....Guess we'll just have to wait & see what happens!

Written by: @ItsAliciaRenee

An undeniable love for 1D

Why I Love One Direction?

Firstly, what’s not to love? They’re 5 of the hottest and sweetest and most down-to-earth guys in the world. They have proved to me that rank is just a number. Though they came 3rd on the X Factor, look where they are now! One of the most popular boy-bands in the world surpassing even The Beatles which is very impressive. They have proved to me that dreams do come true especially Liam who tried twice to get into the competition. They proved that if you try hard enough and really want something, you’ll get it. And even though they’ve become so famous they still take the time to make their fans feel appreciated, and haven’t let the fame get to their head. Plus, they have the most amazing voices and have a special quality which makes every song they sing so full of feeling. When you listen to something of theirs, you get the remarkable feeling that they are singing to you, and it can always improve my mood. In my opinion, very few people have that quality and they are truly lucky. They know they’re lucky, but haven’t taken it for granted. The fact that they work so hard, is truly endearing…and the love they have for their fans……well even though I haven’t met them I’m truly happy. I could continue honestly, but I’m guessing this is fine?       I love One Direction, and I always will xxx

 By: @JeAmourTu Thank you for your article x

1D Summer North America Tour

So as we are all already aware, One Direction will be touring 20 North American cities coming up the end of May and beginning of June. There has been loads of controversy amongst fans as the UK and Ireland fans are trending worldwide with their #UKandIrelandWantVIPPackages trend. I am sure that international fans cam understand the frustration of the English fans as they were the ones who first got One Direction to a stable foundation of fame. As an international fan myself, I repect the UK and Ireland fans immensely but I also feel that as a family we all need to be patient and hopefully soon England will get VIP packages as well. Are you listening 1D? Give the UK and Ireland VIP tickets... You're causing a war. Overall the boys seemed incredibly enthusiastic about the tour when they were on Kiis FM 102.7 this morning with the world renowned Ryan Seacrest. We are very happy for the American fans and we wish you all luck in getting tickets. May you be as successful as Harry getting pussy. X @HarryzMammaries