One Direction Sex Ban!

My immediate thoughts are how outraged Harry must be with management for putting a chaste belt on each member of our favorite band but according to a close friend, NIALL is the one who is up in arms about the new rule.

Larry after Paul caught them having sex. 

1D management have told Liam, Louis, Harry, Niall and Zayn that sex is out of the question while they travel America because the last thing they need is a sex scandal under their belts (get it? under their belts... *da da tis*) after they have just made a break Stateside. To bad for Harry as he admits that American girls are well fit and very confident when it comes to meeting the  boys. As for Niall, who we all seem to think is sweet and innocent, he has apparently been very upset with management, hoping that his sex life is at least *One Thing that he can still be in control of. Zayn won't really have a problem as he ships Zirror as much as we do... awks thinking of his bathroom trips but as far as Liam and Louis are concerned they don't have a problem with the ban because they have girlfriends in the picture who I'm sure would never cause a sex scandal because they are as perfect as their bofos.


I'm so sorry boys, someone take Niall to Nandos and Harry to the cattery to take their mind of the fact that the only going under their belt for the next few weeks is a wad of cash from all their appearances.


I wouldn't mind a Larry sex scandal though...












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